NEW COLOR
LAST WEEK
Listen. I like HGTV, okay? In fact, I kind of love it. Also, if I could, I would watch it all day every day. Not that I love every show on HGTV, I don't. I don't even like 75% of the shows on HGTV. But there are a couple that make me insane with inspired jealousy, and to them I owe a ton of the energy I found this summer for all things home-improvement. So there. Now you know my little television secret. Or at least one of them.
I was sick recently. Not enough to make me want to die but enough to make me horizontal for two days. Guess what I did? That's right! I watched the entire fifth season of Design Star and every episode of Emily Henderson's excellent Secrets from a Stylist. Besides making me sad that another person has stolen the life I was born to live, I was completely invigorated and made slightly psychotic with visions of new spaces and fancy furniture.
The illness wore off but my inspiration remained, so I decided on a whim to paint the walls and ceiling of my living room and install quarter round where the last inhabitants removed it to install shitty carpeting. I know a lot about painting but I know nothing about carpentry. Luckily, my can-do attitude was bolstered even further by the nice men at Home Depot who made me feel entirely capable of doing the job myself. Thanks men!
SHITTY GAPS
FIGURING OUT THE MITER BOX
I always think to myself after the first wall of paint, "What did you do Sarah? When will this be over? Ugh!" and then I dig deep, put on George Michael, and stay the course. This time around I chose a gray that I thought would be perfect. Turns out it's lavender in some light and I don't want to talk about it. You're only allowed to come over on cloudy days or in the evenings.
NEW COLOR (and check out that basebaord!)
PLEASE TELL ME IT DOESN'T LOOK LAVENDER
Of course, when I paint a room it's unlikely that I'll want to stop there. A fresh coat of paint is one of my favorite decorating tools, but it highlights where I could do better. So now I want to redo most everything in the living room. Because we have no money to do that, I drew my ideas and space planning on graph paper. It gives me odd comfort to see my vision on paper, like by drawing it I have made it half-exist, and then I can file it away until the time is right.
THE PLAN
IKEA Lack Shelf
Over on Pinterest, the best thing to happen to me since GoBerry, I have a board called Things I Would Tolerate From Ikea where I collect all the things that looked decently well built when I saw them in person as well as decorative things like rugs and fruit bowls that I never let myself actually buy when I'm there. In a way, Pinterest allows me to be an Ikea virtual hoarder.
So Ikea has these shelves and I genuinely like them. I like their chunkiness, their lines, their modernity, and their price ($50). I also have been wanting floor to ceiling bookshelves flanking our couch for forever. I am quite sure that we could never hire a carpenter to custom build, and I am also quite sure that while I am awesome at installing quarter round now, I will never be able to hack a solution that looks built in and not, well, hacked. So, the Lack shelves.
You can see in my drawing that I have two ideas. On the left I've hung two of them off center and on the right they are level with each other. I think I like the off center slightly more. In between the window and shelving I'd hang two plug in wall sconces like this one:
I'M WICKED INTO CHROME LATELY
I like how the circles contrast with the straight chunkiness of the shelves, and I like white with chrome. But who knows, there are a million decent wall sconces and by the time we can do any of this I might think these are horrible.
I am entirely sure that I want these curtains, one for each window, sinched as I have drawn:
ANTHROPOLOGIE, YOU TORTURE ME SO
They reference the chevron stripe I painted on the dining room wall (across from the living room - another post I have to write), the peachiness balances out the masculine grays we have, and the texture contrasts with the straight lines of most of our furniture. They are however, a million dollars EACH, so I will never have them. Le sigh.